question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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