who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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