Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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