I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
