The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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