So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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