This girl is more easily done than said...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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