Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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