Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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