Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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