Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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