I'm gonna have a badass scar
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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