I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
