bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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