After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
