Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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