I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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