She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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