Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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