they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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