well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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