Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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