So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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