i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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