Small penises have feelings too.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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