wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
no you cant smoke seaweed
I intend to get homeless drunk
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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