Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Michael Bay diarrhea
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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