i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
