nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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