omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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