I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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