You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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