Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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