he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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