Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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