So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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