What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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