I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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