Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
that is very illegal...i love you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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