worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she looked like the before picture.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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