do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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