For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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