we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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