I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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