dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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