I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Randomize
