Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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