hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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