for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Found your dick twin last night
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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