"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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