she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Im part way to drunk.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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