That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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