I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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