I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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